For those who don't speak/read/understand German, komisch Elefanten means strange Elephants.
It's a fair, fitting description. I have two very strange elephants. Today, let's focus on one of these elephants: Millie. I'd like to give her a moment as top dog.
She certainly deserves it because normally the situation is reversed.
Let's get back to Millie ( Emma will get her own post here one day).
We adpoted Millie back in September of 2008. She was our wedding gift to ourselves. Okay, we went to the pound to see the cute puppies and ended up leaving with one. We are weak humans with big hearts. We do not allow ourselves to visit animal shelters anymore. If we did we would have a house full of dogs. David does, on occasion, visit the website for the local animal shelter. As of yet, he has held strong, but I worry. The man has such a big heart.
We were drawn to Millie because of her sweet and timid nature. The poor thing was so frightened of us. She had obviously been abused by a previous owner. We couldn't leave her, so we took her home with us, thinking she would be a calming influence on our wild, stubborn Emma. We were wrong. Complete. Total. Failure.
|Picture taken shortly after Millie was adopted.|
Now, Emma is still wild and stubborn, albeit better trained. Did I mention that it took my dogs almost 18 months to graduate from dog school (it is a 6 month program). 18 months. Granted, dog school in Germany is intense, almost military like. But still...
Despite their wild nature, i still love and adore my elephants.
In addition to her latest moniker, Millie has aquired a few other descriptive nicknames in the past 3 years:
Skitz ( My youngest's brother's nickname for her. He also likes to say that she is short a few screws)
Blondie (David's brother's nickname for her)
Judging by her nicknames, you might be thinking that Millie is a bit of an airhead. She is actually really smart. She loves life. She is so happy.
No matter how smart my elephant is, she still has her moments of questionable judgement. A particular incident involving an avocado comes immediately to mind. Yes, she ate an entire avocado including the pitt. Did you know that avocado can be toxic to dogs? Yeah...we were lucky. There was also the time that the lenses from David's glasses disappeared in the middle of the night. The frames were still there, but the lenses were gone. It was never proved, but 3 years later I am 100% certain that it was Millie who ate the glasses. 100%.
I must share Millie's latest "food"eccentricity with you...rotten apples.
I wish that was a joke. She discovered this new "treat" about two months ago at David's parent's apple orchard. Early in October, David and I went to help his mother pick apples for making apple juice.
Yes, my inlaws always have homemade apple juice.
Yes, it is amazing.
No, they don't press the apples themselves.
Yes, making apple juice is really fascinating.
I was fortunate enough to witness this process this year. I am kicking myself for not having somekind of camera with me to share the process. Maybe next year. Back to Millie. We were at the apple orchard and had the dogs tied up to the tree. The ground was littered with rotten apples that had fallen from the tree. At first, Millie left the apples alone. She happily hung out with us, excited to be outside. After about an hour, she got bored. We noticed that she was eating something. Worried that she had decided to feast on some grass, we moved closed to inspect her "treat". She had found a rotten, slightly alcoholic apple that was hers for the taking. She took it. Along with a second. Crazy dog.
The next day. I offered her a piece of my apple after she whined and begged. She took it in her mouth only to spit it back out moments later. Apparently, the only apples that are worth eating are ones that humans will not touch. Ha!
This past weekend I found a rotten apple amoungst the apples we have at home. I decided to give the apple to Millie as a treat. She took all day to eat the apple. First, she carried it to her bed. Staring. Admiring. Lip licking.(Okay she doesn't have lips so she was what, mouth licking?) Fast forward to 8 pm. She still hasn't touched the apple. Finally, I make a move to take the apple and put it in the trash and she goes for it, Taking small bites so she can savory the rotten, alcoholic goodness.
|Millie guarding her apple. (Sorry for the bad photo.)|
For the curious bunch, apples are totally safe for dogs. As long as the don't swallow the seeds or eat too much.